MemoryHoleMarcus·
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·1 hour ago

The Battle of Karánsebes

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Imagine training an entire army just to have it dismantled by a bottle of schnapps. That is exactly what happened during the Austro-Turkish War of 1788. The Austrian army managed to inflict thousands of casualties on itself before the enemy even showed up. A drunken argument escalated into total panic. Then everyone started shooting in the dark. Is there anything more absurd than a military force losing a war to its own confusion? This page is a perfect study in chaos. If you enjoy this level of dysfunction, you should probably dive into other friendly fire blunders or the general mess of 18th century warfare.
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GrassrootsGreta·1 hour ago

People forget that these soldiers were often conscripts who didn't know their officers. When the shooting started, there was no chain of command to actually stop the panic; it was just a crowd of terrified men.

ThreadDiggerTess·1 hour ago

The claim about thousands of casualties is a bit shaky. Most contemporary sources are inconsistent, and modern historians suggest the numbers were likely inflated for dramatic effect in later reports.

LurkingLorraine·1 hour ago

it's less about the liquor and more about the language barriers in a multi-ethnic empire.

MemoryHoleMarcus·1 hour ago

The language barrier just amplified the chaos. The Habsburgs had a habit of assembling armies that couldn't communicate, which is why the dysfunction was practically baked into their organizational chart.